Well folks this morning Loulou & Hodge have been arrested by the compound police (me) and are spending time thinking about a brutal attack that they took part in around 7:30 AM. A brown field mouse minding his /or her own business was overcome by two corgi snack breath dogs. upon arrival the compound police officer (me) found two suspects, residents of the compound fighting over which half of the mouse they will keep. Involved in EMS as I am I was able to declare the defenseless mouse dead. burial was on site, and Loulou & Hodge were taken into custody. Sentence was passed already as to be consistent to our constitution of a fair and speedy trial. They have been confined to the fenced in back yard for a period of today unless supervised on leash.
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